- About -

How exciting am I?!  Truly, that’s how.  I am happy to have you.  I hope you have a good time.  If you need a place to crash, we’ve got a spare bedroom in the neighbor’s condo across the hall.  She calls her aging golden retriever goof butt sometimes and has a hard time climbing the three flights of stairs to her apartment always.  She’s a large specimen.  One time she left a bowl of water out for my cat, Tookie, who’d been outside all morning.  She’d probably do the same for you.  Now that I’ve told you a little about me, don’t touch my stuff.  I’m really glad you came.